标题: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE(zt) [打印本页] 作者: Evan 时间: 2009-1-23 14:39 标题: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE(zt) (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a halfan hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been givenfive more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This meanssomething, and you should be on your toes . Arguments that begin withnothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks youare an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here andarguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning ofnothing.)
(6) That's Okay :This is one of the most dangerous statements awomen can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andhard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, orfaint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thisis true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and sheis not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that willbring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerousstatement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to doseveral times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in aman asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!*作者: 不二家的糖 时间: 2009-1-23 14:48
俺还挺喜欢说whatever的作者: Adiós-火星 时间: 2009-1-27 13:42
Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This meanssomething, and you should be on your toes . Arguments that begin withnothing usually end in fine.
when a woman says "nothing" it is always something...
There is one more.. women always say the word "fabulous"... so if you are a guy dont use this word coz it will make u sounds gay.... seriously...作者: imbonnie 时间: 2009-1-27 19:45
haha ~~~ True~!作者: niko888 时间: 2009-1-28 14:26
You into my glass, and I watch the sky作者: Adiós-火星 时间: 2009-1-28 18:28
